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Remember the good old days of 1994? When you had to wait 45 minutes to download a 2MB file? When your mom picked up the phone and destroyed your connection? When you felt like a digital god running a BBS from your bedroom?
WE DON'T EITHER, BUT LET'S PRETEND!
In this simulation, you'll be running The Minor BBS software - a legendary (and totally fictional) BBS package from the golden age of dial-up.
In SYSOP SIM, you'll:
→ Run your own bulletin board system
→ Deal with angry users, FBI raids, and corrupted files
→ Upgrade your 2400 baud modem to a blazing 14.4k
→ Watch your reputation rise and fall
→ Experience the thrill of turn-based management
→ Collect money from your l33t warez section
→ Survive random disasters and reap unexpected rewards
REGISTER NOW TO START YOUR DIGITAL EMPIRE!
1. CREATE YOUR BBS - Choose a name and install The Minor BBS software. Make it edgy!
2. PROCESS TURNS - Click "End Turn" to advance time and see what happens
3. EARN MONEY - Your users and phone lines generate income each turn
4. UPGRADE - Buy more phone lines, storage, and better modems
5. SURVIVE - Random events will test your BBS. Some good, most bad
6. BUILD REPUTATION - Keep your reputation high to attract more users
7. DOMINATE - Become the most legendary Minor BBS installation in the game!
• This game contains twisted humor about 90s BBS culture
• No actual hacking, just simulation and nostalgia
• Your mom WILL pick up the phone at the worst time
• The FBI might visit (in the game, relax)
• 90s internet was wild, we're just documenting it
• Save often, hard drives were unreliable back then
SYSOP SIM v1.0 - © 2025 BBS.HAUS
Simulating the glory days of dial-up BBSes since 1994 (not really)
█ NO CARRIER █